Dear God, Thank You For Self Aggrandizement

I've decided that I'm really glad that I'm small, because I've become increasingly aware of things that are bigger than me.

Hubcaps From Heaven

just thought i would say, there has been another sighting.

A Faithful Abettor

there have been few moments since i've made the acquaintance of a one UNNAMED that i have felt fully satisfied with the order of events.

yesterday, however, made quite an exception. i won't bore anyone with the exact details of how we happened upon each other,however, i do think it fitting to say, those few, ephemeral moments did a thorough justice to the fundamental nature of the culmination of our affiliation.

who's the lightening rod now?

You're A Strange Apparition In This Land Of Potted Plants

hey lady put down the phone, cancel all operations, tell your friends to cool it.

after i finish this paper i don't want to hear anything about islamic jihad, that is unless it has to do with jihad+disco night at the classic skate------>because that would be awesome.